But Did You Die?: Setting the Parenting Bar Low I Just Want to Pee Alone Book 5

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Throat Punch Media, LLC #ad - You're welcome. Featuring the writing of:jen mann of people I Want to Punch in the Throat™Elizabeth ArgyropoulosKim BongiornoJulie BurtonJoel RyanJeff Vrabel. It is a collection of terrible but also kind of good parenting advice from some of the funniest moms and dads on the 'net plus that one super helpful childless friend we all have who loves to tell us we're parenting wrong.

But Did You Die?: Setting the Parenting Bar Low I Just Want to Pee Alone Book 5 #ad - So put your kids in front of the TV and let them eat junk food while you read this book and laugh your tail off. We set the bar low so you can feel better about your parenting skills. Everyone has terrible parenting advice, but ours actually works!But Did You Die? is the fifth hilarious installment in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series.

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I Just Want to Pee Alone

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@throat_punch books #ad - The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? “i just want to pee alone!”  I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web.

Including: jen mann of people i want to punch in the Throat™Insane in the Mom-BrainThe Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva Baby Sideburns Rants From Mommyland. Read hysterical essays like:embarrassment, thy name is motherhooda pinterest-perfect mom, i am NotAnd Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible MotherSo She Thought She Could Cut Off My StrollerThis is the book that kicked off the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series of books.

I Just Want to Pee Alone #ad - Raising kids is hard work. Collect the entire series! . New york times bestseller!!  motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love.

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I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone: I Just Want to Pee Alone Book #3

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Throat Punch Media, LLC #ad - Motherhood is tough. You'll laugh or cry, so you might as well laugh. I still just want to pee alone is the third book in the new york times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Motherhood is STILL the toughest – and STILL the funniest – job you'll ever love. We know that raising kids is hard work.

It's You. Open letter to my daughter: my Mother was Right and You Should Think I Am, Too. And then god laughed flames, knives, and Fear: A Family Dinner Let's Piss Off the Babies . The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – tgif means nothing to a mother! you said it before and you're saying it again, “I STILL just want to pee alone!” I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is ANOTHER collection of hilarious and heartwarming essays from 40 MORE of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web.

I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone: I Just Want to Pee Alone Book #3 #ad - Including: people i want to punch in the Throat Bad Parenting Moments Let Me Start By Saying The Sh*tastrophy. Featuring essays like: It's Not Pee.

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I Just Want to Be Alone I Just Want to Pee Alone Book 2

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Throat_punch Books #ad - All alone. It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Have you ever felt like you needed some time alone? maybe a little time to yourself?Then get the second volume in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives – we do most of the time.

I Just Want to Be Alone I Just Want to Pee Alone Book 2 #ad - Is that too much to ask? i just want to be alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. Including: people i want to punch in the ThroatBaby SideburnsAK TurnerMy Husband Ate All My Ice CreamBad Parenting Moments. Read hilarious essays like:open letter to my son or: your mother’s top 10 list of Ways Not to Be a Douchebag HusbandExploding With Love, LiterallyRomance is OverratedLife With the Thin GuyDear Magnolia, Should I Marry This Man?

Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour … or a day … or a weekend. We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. We just want to be alone.

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I Just Want to Be Perfect I Just Want to Pee Alone Book 4

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@throat_punch books #ad - Sometimes being a woman sucks. Do you ever feel the pressure to be perfect?i Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. It brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect. The cult of perfection is a thing.

As women, and sugar-free environment, please our men, dairy-free, raise the next Einstein in a wheat-free, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, and feng shui the crap out of our homes. Whether it's the hot new diet that involves only eating what you can forage from the floor of your minivan, bleaching everything from your hair to your teeth to your butt hole, or clearing your clutter by mindfully thanking your ratty underwear for its long, dedicated service before you toss them, we've all tried something to be more perfect.

I Just Want to Be Perfect I Just Want to Pee Alone Book 4 #ad - We try to strive for perfection and balance in our lives, and most of us fail--spectacularly. These are those stories.

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Go the F**k to Sleep

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Akashic Books #ad - Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep. Go the fuck to sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Jackson to jennifer garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. The #1 new york times bestseller: “a hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” NPR. Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom.

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6 - Just a Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Volumes 1

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Throat Punch Media, LLC #ad - You'll laugh, you'll cringe, you'll nod along and say, "Oh man! I do that too!" Jen is the BFF you've been waiting for.  . We all have a list of people we'd like to punch in the throat. Okay, maybe not really punch them, but we can imagine it, right? This is a compilation of New York Times bestselling author Jen Mann's first six volumes of short stories available as for the first time as a complete collection.

Jen has no filter and says what everyone else is thinking. She's has a sharp wit and an even sharper tongue. In this edition, she turns her laser focus and takes aim at:Sarah, the very person she ever wanted to punch in the throat. At only four years old. Lazy parenting Teen crushesAnd her sex life. Basically, as far as Jen is concerned, nothing is sacred.

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Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Cantankerous Clients, Micromanaging Minions, and Other Supercilious Scourges

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Throat Punch Media, LLC. #ad - I definitely don't want to have a beer with you. The ivy Leaguers. I literally couldn’t put it down. I barely want to work with you. Stop dragging your sniffling, coughing, snorting, sneezing ass to work and infecting the rest of us. You're not that important. Advance praise for working with people i want to punch in the throat:“i’m grateful to all of the people Jen Mann writes about in this book—the condescending managers, the plastic surgeon who helpfully offered free operations during a job interview, undermining editors, and the boss who fired her with a Post-It Note—because they made her into the rage-filled writer we all know and love.

Jancee dunn, author of how not to hate your husband After Kids“I connected with Jen Mann’s book more deeply than I’m comfortable with. This is the book you'll mail anonymously to your micromanaging boss with certain passages highlighted. The punch List:Company-wide happy hours. For what it’s worth, the only book before this one that I read in one sitting without a break was Dances with Wolves.

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Cantankerous Clients, Micromanaging Minions, and Other Supercilious Scourges #ad - . This is the book you'll just happen to drop next the microwave in the break room hoping that Jan in accounting reads it before she reheats last night's smelly leftovers for lunch. Don’t judge me. James breakwell @xplodingunicorn, author of only dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to the Zombie ApocalypseIf you have ever worked with someone who wanted to punch in the throat, this is the book for you.

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Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Yuletide Yahoos, Ho-Ho-Humblebraggers, and Other Seasonal Scourges

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Ballantine Books #ad - The essays include:• you can keep your Cookies, I’m Just Here for the Booze• Nice Halloween Costume. For fans of laurie notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece. When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Jen Mann pulls no punchesIn this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, turns her mordant wit on the holidays.

. She packs the maximum amount of funny into the fewest words, and many of these essays are downright hilarious. Her ability to make an otherwise boring subject come alive with colorful personalities, biting sarcasm, and impressively astute observations on suburban culture is what makes Mann so much fun to read and so easy to relate to.

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Yuletide Yahoos, Ho-Ho-Humblebraggers, and Other Seasonal Scourges #ad - The huffington post “A lighthearted, laugh-out-loud book. And on her nice list. Hidden among the many laugh-out-loud zingers are lessons on how we relate to each other, and how ridiculous parenting culture has become. Associated press “following the success of her first book, starting from her being age two and continuing to the present, she is now punching throats at holidays, where she is a harried mother bemoaning not just Christmas but all holidays.

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges

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Ballantine Books #ad - So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for people i want to punch in the throat   “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world.

I love Jen. From the politics of joining a play group, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship the one you have with your cleaning lady, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, nothing is sacred or off-limits. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, marriage, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays.

I wish she was my neighbor. National bestseller • a debut collection of witty, the writer behind the popular blog people i want to punch in the throat   people i want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children   Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges #ad - It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat. Nicole knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey. Robin o’bryant, author of ketchup is a vegetable: and other lies moms Tell Themselves   “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream.

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You Have to Fucking Eat Go the Fuck to Sleep #2

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Akashic Books #ad - He understood that sometimes your kids just won't go the f**k to sleep. You probably shouldn't read it to your kids. So how about some f**king comic relief?" --GQ "A likeable variation on a universal f***ing theme. Kirkus reviews "a hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when--if at all.

New york journal of books "if you're a frustrated parent with a picky child, or even just one who appreciates 'deranged' humor, especially humor that rhymes, this is a terrific read for you. Parents will enjoy a good chuckle and subtle reminder that everything is better, including parenthood, if tackled with a little bit of humor.

San francisco book review "you have to f**cking Eat, Sequel to Go the F**k to Sleep, Is Finally F**king Coming. It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails.

You Have to Fucking Eat Go the Fuck to Sleep #2 #ad - It is what every parent is thinking when their child refuses dinner. Old school/new school mom "with this soon-to-be crude classic, Adam Mansbach has nailed it with his undeniable animal/child comparisons all cozily complimented by Owen Brozman's humorous illustration--we dare you not to giggle into your eggnog.

Curious mom "illustrations are just as enjoyable and the narrative again paints the perfect picture.

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